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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Paula Abdul Drunk on American Idol

Posted by Ruby Maczee at 9:04 PM

For once, Paula Abdul may wanna own up to being plastered during American Idol.

The only other excuse the kooky judge could give for critiquing a performance that had yet to take place last night - seriously, take a look at the video now - would be that she’s a moron.

According to celebrity gossip source TMZ, Abdul was served at least one martini during lunch yesterday, Granted, that was hours before the show aired, but Paula isn’t the heaviest woman on the planet. We doubt her tolerance is very high.

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