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Monday, June 30, 2008

Verne Troyer celebrity sex tape

Posted by Ruby Maczee at 6:10 AM

Austin Powers’ actor Verne Troyer is the star of a new celebrity sex tape video with ex-girlfriend.Troyer, best known for his role as Dr Evil’s diminutive sidekick Mini Me in the spy spoof movie series, stars in the video with ex-girlfriend indulging in sexual activities.

In one short clip, the 2 feet 8 inches tall actor is seen passionately kissing his female partner, which is making rounds of the Internet.

The full version of the video has reportedly been bought by a distributor who would want to make as much money out of the cheeky film as possible by selling copies of it on DVD.

Troyer’s other notable roles include a part as the small Bazooka Circus casino employee in ‘Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.’He was a series regular on the UPN comedy Shasta McNasty .
He also played Napoleon Bonaparte in the short-lived syndicated series Jack of All Trades.

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